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Orcas hunt and eat tiger shark. 

They were filmed biting its fins off. Did they eat the rest? Because, if they only ate the fins, then I suppose killer whales are Chinese. 

Oh, and stop eating shark fin soup. 



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This is why they are called killer whales…

Orcas Vs Shark: Killer Whales Take Down Tiger Shark
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Rereading my feed, I’m wowed by the profundity of some of the things I’ve written. Like Calvin, I’m a misunderstood genius. Like Calvin, in my own mind. Don’t laugh, or my tiger will rip you to shreds.



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Before iPhone 6: “Will It Blend?” After iPhone 6: “Will It Bend?” 



#iPhone6  
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Altar Call Self Defence! 

You might have to be familiar with charismatic church culture to get this one. And if you ain’t familiar, I feel a bit sorry for you for missing out! 

In one church I used to attend, there was a guy who would insist that everybody he prayed for “fall under the power”. And there was another guy who would insist on never falling. 

You know it. One Sunday, they met at the altar call. 

And the both of them started doing a waltz around the altar, as the praying guy tried to gently push the other guy down with the “Vulcan death grip” and the other guy tried to gently avoid falling down by doing the baby steps back every time. 

Round and round the altar area they went. All because Altar Call Self Defence wasn’t taught, back then. 

And that, boys and girls, is why you shouldn’t skip church. You never know what wondrous things you’re going to miss. 



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Buy a Bissell and you don’t need a dining table. Or plates. 



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Some of the most devout people I’ve come across are those who follow the religion of operating systems: Android, Mac, iOS, Windows, Linux, Chrome OS…

I just received a comment from someone defending BlackBerry OS on Pinterest. “BlackBerry is here to stay!” he declared. 

What’s up with this religious fervour around operating systems? 



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Never listen to absolute advice.



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